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In Sunday school, the minister was trying to illustrate the word miracle.  “Boys and girls,” he said, “suppose I stood on the roof of a ten-story building, lost my balance and fell off.  Then all of a sudden, in midair, a whirlwind swept me up and brought me safely to the ground.  Now what word would you use to describe this?”  After a long silence a boy raised his hand and said, “Luck?”

“True, true,” replied the minister.  “It could be luck — but that’s not the word I wanted.  I’ll repeat the story.  There I am on the top of the ten-story building again, and I fall.  A whirlwind catches me in midair and places me safely on the ground.  Think now — what word would describe the situation?”  “Accident,” cried out one girl.

“No, no,” answered the minister.  “Listen carefully for the third time.  I’m on that same building, I fall and am swept to safety by a sudden whirlwind.  What word could account for my safely reaching the ground?”  The boys and girls shouted in unison: “Practice!”

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